Hey all you people! Hey all you people! WON’T YOU LISTEN TO MEEE!!!

Look. Who cares if it’s a tad grammatically incorrect. That is exactly how I felt when I put these jawns on. The jawns in question? Read on.

Gold Heart Rhinestone Garters

These can be found at Moeflaver for a pretty decent price for what you get if you ask me. I have thick thighs, I say it almost every damn time ya’ll come around. There are many cute thigh accessories that I’ve stayed away from to save my own disappointment. I’m not sure what made me get these, but I’m so damn glad I did.

When I first opened it up, I was a little put off. You have to put it together yourself, but it’s not that deep. You get three chains. Waist. Right let. Left leg. Instead of putting it together off, I just grabbed the pieces and strapped myself in. Bitch.

Looking very shapely if I must say so myself. I’m gonna let you in on a little secret, doe. That side without the heart? Broke in the back. I believe it’s an easy fix. With this kind of jewelry I did expect there to be a break or two.

The waist chain is pretty big. I have about a 32 inch waist. Thighs measure in at about 27 inches. I sat the waist chain ON my waist, but it settled in further down on my hips. This would be a cute accessory for looks involving skirts. It’s a cute accessory for any look involving a little leg show.

Jewelry like this is pretty easy to break, and just as easy to fix. Could have also been the way I was putting it on that led to disaster. I would recommend putting it together by itself and then securing yourself in. Unfortunately it isn’t adjustable in any way. But like I said before, it’s a pretty simple piece of jewelry. I’m sure if this is your expertise you could customize it to your form better.

All in all I would say it’s a good jawn.


Hey hey heeeyyy!! Thank you so much for stopping by and reading the latest installment!

I’ve been doing TONS of work behind the scenes and actually indulging in my social life. I have a few new sections that I will be adding to my blog ALONG with layout changes. See? This time I’m letting you know instead of just fucking around in the middle of the night.

Once again thank you so much and I look forward to your visit next time 💕

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